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I guess my verse should be funny We haven’t established me as a character- not even in the boring beginning–so maybe the audience just isn’t going to give a crap if I come in out of nowhere. As they prepare to welcome oil heiress, Miss Jolene Oakes of Oklahoma, they are surprised to open their doors to Freddy!

Lawrence has an epiphany as he watches her depart “Love Diry In”.

Maybe we can go back and have a place where Norbert mentions a three-way, no? I must snap my fingers! See if I care. Performance rights and script available from Samuel French. It was pretty predictable. When Lawrence tries to evade her plans, she points a pistol at his feet and forces him to join in her big Western dance number.

Son of Great Big Stuff.

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels: Abridged

He is a sloppy, yet attractive womanizer, and is eventually conned by Christine. Struck helpless by a man who made her swoon under the pale blue moon, Muriel questions, “What Was a Women to Do? I love this title and am considering it but that is a definite concern for our audience. As Andre and Lawrence prepare to board a train, Andre warns him that a young American con artist named the Jackal has been rumored to be working along the southern coast of France. She is so eager to scoundrfls to the prince that she has spent five days trying to find his country.


Thanks for letting me upstage you for most of it.

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels: Abridged – Broadway Abridged

In addition, you agree to include the Authors approved biographies in all programs of the Play that include biographies of any other creative team members. Surprisingly, it is a sckundrels Christine! And I wanted all of the songs to be various varieties, but each one funny as possible.

And non-Jewish people too, but I’ve never catered to you before so why should I start now? Resources No matter where you are on your theatrical journey, our innovative production resources will enhance your show experience! A seemingly good-natured American heiress vacationing on the French Riviera, who is revealed to be a notorious con artist.

That’s the second time the Lith-man has gotten action in this musical! Freddy and Lawrence now place a bet: A wealthy and attractive American socialite from Nebraska, she one of Lawrence’s victims and Andre’s subsequent love interest.

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels – Script & Vocal

Estimate the approximate cost of your licensing fees by providing a few details about your production. The loser must abdicate and leave town permanently. Just hit him again and get over it! Like we’ve never seen a fricking Tux before. Backed by a gospel choir, Buzz stands, staggers and finally “accidentally” falls on top of Christine. However, Freddy calls Lawrence on his growing attraction to her, and they wager again on who can get her love first.


What IS that you have, Lithgow? I have learned something since Full Monty: The next month, eirty city, Non-Equity company opened in Dayton, Ohio. Concert Selections are original Broadway orchestrations and exciting sccript symphonic arrangements of select songs for use in concert performances.

He pulls out a wooden stick and begins to hit Norbert Leo Butz’s legs very hard. Nothing is Too Wonderful to Be True. Two con men, a beautiful woman and the elite of the French Riviera collide in this sexy and irreverent farce. The two men have set up a royalty scam “What They Want” to provide these visiting women “escape from the sfript — and to live comfortably off their money!

She is selling off her prizes including a car and her jewelry to fund Buzz’s surgery and the doctor’s fees. I am feeling pain! You must have gotten picked on a lot as a child!

Its final performance was on March 23,in Memphis, Tennessee. Show Essentials Book by. David, how are you doing? Your southern or western or whatever accent that was I mentioned him very briefly an hour and a half ago